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Funny responses Don't steal - power hates competition The world is beautiful - only people are good... Only a cannibal doesn't despise a man Help the thief - rob yourself...

TV program 06:00-08:00 'Java or tea' 08:00-08:15 'PHP-News' - news 08:15-08:30 'Quarter for coffee' - program about slimming the HTML code (title: org) ...

Says Thoughts Yes No No Yes Maybe No We have to buy I want It's your decision You should have figured it out a long time ago We need to talk I want to complain Do what you want You'll pay me for it later Sure... continue I don't want you to do this I'm not nervous Of course I am nervous idiot You're so manly You're unshaven and you smell of sweat You're today...

Aries - Mars (March 20 - April 18) Those born under this sign are by nature mentally dimwitted and have difficulty learning the simplest activities. Only long-term beating of Aries can be made to assimilate a minimum of knowledge (multiplication table,...

1. General information. Geographical location. Depending on the historical period, Poland must be looked for on the map more to the east or more to the west. In general, it can be said that Poland basically lies between the 24th and 38th degrees of latitude...

That day Miszcz Marian knew from the morning that something was wrong. For good morning, he mistook meditation for masturbation, and he wasn't comfortable with it at all. To recover himself, he took a series of...

Miszcz Marian looked at his watch. It was almost 13. He looked longingly back to the times when that hour meant anything... He made sure that at least three of his uchideshi were around, then grunted significantly and...

That day I was explaining the essence of aiki to the students who looked at me with trust. Based on my own experiences, I accurately and brilliantly revealed to them secrets, secrets, intricacies and arcana... Then the door of the dojo slammed open and he strode inside...

"A few days later, one of them knocked on the door of my dojo - Miszczu - he said - having understood the immensity of my faults, I decided to follow the path of invincible art. As a sign of penance, I tear off the original Adidas patches and accept ...

Here is a story written jointly by the users of our forum... Everyone can still add their "two cents" and create a unique story... In the meantime, we invite you to read the first part of Stefan's adventures. On a December morning, Stefan woke up...