Jokes and pranks

Jokes about Małysz What is the difference between Małysz and F-16? - F-16 flies lower and refuels in flight. - What is the difference between Malysz and 747? :) - 747 has a smaller range. Jokes about Małysz The wife says to Małysz: - I think it will...

Jokes about a woman A woman comes to the doctor: - You should eat a lot of fruit, preferably without peeling it. Baba thanks for the diagnosis and wants to leave but the doctor says: - By the way, what kind of fruit do you...

Jokes about the wife - Come on! - calls the wife passionately from the bedroom. Husband gets up and starts pacing around the room. - Come faster! - Well, I'm going ... - my husband is annoyed. Wife jokes - Mr. Fąfara, do you know what she is...

Jokes about bosses What can you download from a naked secretary? naked director. *** At the company jubilee, the head of the department speaks. At the end, he raises a cup with the words: - For all the ladies we have under us ... Jokes about bosses There are 4 types of bosses: boss-fag, boss-not-fag, ...

Funny riddles How many representatives of contemporary abstract art does it take to change a light bulb? Tomato. *** Daddy, what is cannibalism? I'll explain to you in a minute, I'll just put wood under the tub. Funny riddles How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? One, because the other will no longer be fasting. *** What...

Jokes about a Pole, a Russian and a German A Pole is sitting, one-armed anyway, on a tree. What's the easiest way to download it here? It's easy, just wave your hand at him! It reminds me of the saying (also the title of the book) of Allen's Water: "Dot. et mad, et eden."...

Funny responses Don't steal - power hates competition The world is beautiful - only people are good... Only a cannibal doesn't despise a man Help the thief - rob yourself...

Jokes about students - Ppaanna professor.. hik! Can a drunk student take an egg exam with you? - If a drunk student can, then yes. - He can, he can. Guys, bring Steffan... Jokes about students something about school: - the more I learn, the...

Jokes and pranks from a student's notebook There is a market square in our town, and there are brothels around it. And the husband carried his newly-baked wife out of the fire... The Greeks turned the Trojans into a horse. Pan Tadeusz saw Zosia on...

Jokes about crazy people Two crazy people bought kittens. They had fun with them, until they ran into the problem of which kitten is whose. The first one came up with the idea that he would cut off his cat's tail. He's still playing, but the other one liked it...

Jokes about Scots A Scotsman to his wife on her deathbed: - Honey, I'm going to get a doctor. However, if you sense that your end is near, don't forget to turn off the light. Jokes about Scots A Scot reads a book. Occasionally...

Jokes about... teacher sayings ~ Panczyk, are you talking or are you purring? Come on, because I have an old ear. ~ All right, let Michalski sit down, because I'm going to fall asleep soon, and if I fall asleep, I'll snore terribly. ~ I'll try this...

Jokes about guys - why did you murder your first wife?! - because she didn't love me! - and the second?! - because I don't love her! - and why did you murder your third wife?! - habitually! Jokes about guys - if you marry...

Jokes about Lech Walesa went fishing in the winter. He saw there was ice, so he cut the ice hole, cast the line and sat down. He's been sitting for an hour, two, three, and no fish here. Suddenly some guy drops him in the arm and...

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