1. Funny jokes
- Don't steal - power hates competition
- The world is beautiful - only people are ...
- Only a cannibal does not despise a man
- PKO – Pocoś K... and Saving?!
- Help the thief - rob yourself
- When you work for the country, you work for the country
- Don't take life too seriously - you won't get out of it alive anyway
- Good Jesus, and our Lord, fix my washing machine Frania
- We were here and drank a bottle
- Whoever digs holes under whom is the gravedigger
- 1939 - Hitler's tour of Europe begins
- Be soba - choose a beer!
2. Funny jokes
- I am a purebred mulatto
- I love death because it's the only thing waiting for me
- My mother-in-law is always wet - I water her grave every day
- Less violence more rape
- The best for the bob is the discomania paste
- I've never had anything better in my life than my hair
- P...ol Barbie until she hunches - Ken
- Free the frozen strawberries
- Don't eat fasting!
- Poland for drunks!
- Everyone has the right to orgasm!
- Long live the new gold!
3. Funny jokes
- Amiga rulez!!!
- Barbie is f…. - Cindy
- Batman for president
- Be bisexual, that way you double your chances
- Be soba - p… Pepsi
- Bend the president
- I was here. Tony Halik
- What you have to do today, do the day after tomorrow. You will have two days off
- America will get you
- Go to college, you'll be educated unemployed
- Marriage is like a lottery, but it's harder to give up when you win
- Don't jerk off, just take a shit. This is a restroom, not heaven (in a public toilet)
- If you haven't gone crazy yet, then you're uninformed
- If you have nothing to live for, live to spite others
4. Funny jokes
- Every deviation is original
- Intoxicated youth can produce offspring
- I think, therefore I am
- Smoking shortens the cigarette
- Drunk lives twice as long but sees twice as much
- Rambo, help the police
- Sleep strengthens, vodka puts you to sleep. Conclusion: vodka strengthens
- Only in a coffin will you look alive
- Welcome to bronx
- More sex and freedom, but no solidarity
- Enter church status and electric time
- Everything is f... except toothpaste
- Fight overpopulation. Shoot the stork
5. Funny jokes
- 997 – helpline
- I'm waiting for bus. Notify the family
- Everyone gets the apple they deserve.
- Whoever does not have a spray does not go to paradise
- Whoever has the spray has the power
- LSD - and only 2 calories!
- Join Rwanda to Poland!
- Pissing with the wind, you take the easy way out.
- Sosnowiec demands access to the sea!
- School is not a beer stand, you don't have to go there every day.
- Sleep peacefully - ZOMO is no longer awake.
- Your stomach is the grave of animals.
- Yabol's OK
6. Funny jokes
- It is forbidden to write on the walls. (this was on a newly painted wall)
- It is forbidden to forbid.
- The Earth IS FLAT
- We want the eleventh floor!
- Cheap wine is good because it's good and cheap.
- I drink to fall, I fall to get up, I get up to drink, I drink to live
- The dictation of the government!
- Nazi won.
- Nazi Suxx!
- …95,96,97,98,99 hand change
- School of eyes and grow!
7. Funny jokes
- A cup of vodka or two to help you study better.
- Shaolin Monastery (inscription on the school wall).
- We were here and lazy.
- Live short, die young, you'll be a beautiful corpse.
- Your father and mother will not give you what your neighbor will give you
- Who gets in the way of this glass in the leg.
- Virgins on the gallows.
- Copernicus, hold the ground, I'm getting off.
- It's better to have intercourse with a hedgehog than to be a soldier for 2 years.
- Guys, it doesn't hurt.
- God lead. (the inscription on the steering wheel in the bus).
- a beggar is a candidate for a thief.
8. Funny jokes
- School is a freak of nature.
- Make babies instead of littering
- It's better with p... not to go out than [—] to be born.
- No girl can give you what Lego bricks can give you.
- Hey uhlans, horses in hand.
- Bendem to drink Żywiec until Okocim.
- Lutek bought an elephant.
- Music interferes with learning - give up studying.
- Elvis is alive.
- Pedals live here.
- Rambo, help the militia.
- I love orgasm.
9. Funny jokes
- I'm pregnant, I'll be right back.
- Don't trust your parents - do it yourself.
- Exercise text.
- Horses are allowed here.
- The world is beautiful - said the piglet and threw himself into the abyss.
- I've grown out of writing on walls.
- Only a slut beats a brother.
- Death is health.
- Wash yourself girls, because you don't know the day or the hour.
- Together we will plow Koszalin.
- What are you q…looking?! We are not here...
- Gas Hitler!
- First National Spray War.
10. Funny jokes
- I don't know what to write anymore, and I still have a spray.
- Illiterates must die.
- The inscriptions on the walls lie.
- 🙁 + Piv0 = 🙂
- You'll be free (inscription on the prison wall).
- No stupid Coca-Cola will replace apple for us.
- The best woman is her own rake.
- Where there are six cooks ... there is something to pat / ... there are twelve tits.
- Qqryq!!! Qqlki 4ever.
- Poland for Poles... land for potatoes... butts for us.
- Life is like toilet paper: grey, long and sucks.
11. Funny jokes
- Funzine (on a white wall).
- Norby get off (at the stop with black spray).
- Fuck is good… f… is funny… everybody f… for money !
- Who doesn't have a Marker collects kicks.
- The sex shop was buzzing.
- Guys are like toilets: they're either shitted or busy.
- Passerby, burp yourself.
- If you want amber teeth, drink fruit apples.
- Abort catholic terror.
- Vodka is better than bread because you don't have to bite.
- A soldier aiming a target.
12. Funny jokes
- Television is a coffin of brains.
- Whoever drinks a beer in the morning smells good.
- There is no limit to my anus.
- When you make your bed... call me
- I have nothing against women's movements, as long as they are rhythmic.
- Happiness at the bar.
- I have hiva
- A nun - a female priest.
- They drank, therefore I am.
- Howl is a dog's lyric.
13. Funny jokes
- Don't starve uncle.
- May 3.
- We will avenge Laika.
- Brewery barracks.
- I have a cat for Ali.
- Today I woke up dead.
- Wine with colostrum our faith.
- Colostrum, crack and guitar.
- You didn't think what you were doing then, do what you think now.
- Left foot, fear God.
- Moles review.
- Man is not a camel, he must drink.
- Beeee... lweder.
14. Funny jokes
- Piss colorfully.
- Who gets up in the morning ... pees far.
- Dup what you want.
- Virtue is like a matchstick - it only serves once.
- Every Pole is obvious - he makes sure that the house is clean.
- A man is born smart - then he goes to school.
- The worst humiliation when the root fails
- In the dark, the body loses resistance
- If God hadn't invented the orgasm, we'd have choked ourselves to death
- I'm 16, I don't give a shit about the world
- A body thrown on a bed loses resistance
15. Funny jokes
- Write off virtue when you enter my cabin.
- Do you know the difference between sperm and pudding? Try the pudding.
- Jesus will come!… in boots.
- I'm not going to heaven - I'm afraid of heights.
- God also started from scratch
- I'm selling an autographed bible.
- REPUBLIC OF PAPER.
- I will be a priest. Like my father.
- For God's sake, why do you need churches?
- My god drinks beer.
- Earth is another planet's hell.
- The catechist beat the mitts for the found lack of foreskin.
16. Funny jokes
- Only the abacus counts
- The laces lead to the untie.
- Don't rely on your parents - do it yourself.
- What do you need freedom for? Matt TV!!!
- Bulesa with balcerone.
- Ashes you take - to dust you will return
- A dose greater than life
- Only the walls tell the truth
- Two beer or not two beer – Sex Beer.
- Tomato Kremlin.
- We are looking for light bulbs and an amplifier - Quiet Dark.
17. Funny jokes
- A sip of Cola will satisfy you.
- There is no good that does not come bad
- Life is a chronic disease spreading by the method of sexual intercourse and ending with death
- The Devil created the Army and God the Deserter.
- Walking in swamps sucks
- Children are a lot of happiness, with a predominance of poop.
- Marriage - life imprisonment for love.
- We have the right to happiness, but we are not lucky to the law.
- Screw the system.
- I will burn alive
- Anytime, anywhere The police j…will be
18. Funny jokes
- Who gets up in the morning will sleep shit
- Public Enemy.no.1.
- Kowalska sucks for free.
- Three colors - blue - the inscription next to the police station
- We from burnt villages - homeless peasants.
- If you want to reduce your virtue, take a bath in butapren on request.
- Down Power.
- Anal strike.
- MO - Gestapo.
- Juice from step.
- Adin, two, tri, cityry, piat, I cut techno grat - 2 Unlimited.
19. Funny jokes
- Metalheads are jechonists.
- Urban, clap your ears.
- Nazi come back.
- Glue + bag = film.
- The district officer is a male f... Terminator.
- 3have E2rd!
- Help the POLICE - beat yourself up.
- DOZYŁKI '97 – a celebration of drug addicts.
- Life threatens death.
- No Cigarette!
- No tuxedo allowed!
- Free Beer from cans.
- X-MAN!
- Heroin is your enemy so pour it down the drain.
20. Funny jokes
- An eye for an eye! A tooth for a tooth! Ass for money?
- Coca-Cola without vodka doesn't work for you, right?!?
- will you help? We will help - said the workers and went to sleep!
- Mars for Martians! Earth for Earthlings! Moon for Priests!
- God stop the Earth, I'm getting off!
- Let's pray for the children who got soaked in the sheets!
- Knock anything concrete, except those boards.
- Put the president on the electric throne!
- Russian tanks to the Volga!
- Russians No - Russians Yes!
21. Funny jokes
- Enter church status and electric time.
- Have you read the Bible? Addendum: No, I'll wait until they film it.
- The end of the world on Friday Addendum: Never mind, I have no plans for the weekend.
- YES to nuclear power plants! Addendum: You will see what funny children you will have.
- If too long, cut the end. (At the condom vending machine.)
- Miners to mines / farmers to plows / toothpaste
- I'd rather be sick... plowing a field than learning in a school like this.
- I'd rather f… knock down walls than attend this hole.
- It's better to ... put it in a cake than go out with a virgin.
- From the ashes you were made…then dust yourself off.
22. Funny jokes
- Onanism destroys your body.
- A small sip of Coca Cola will strengthen your penis muscle
- Surprise your opponent by running away.
- Beer in the morning like sour cream
- Don't shit fire.
- Everything is shit except urine.
- Let's eat shit! 300 billion flies can't be wrong!
- Who will take a sneaker on the way...
- Whoever digs holes under whom has a dirty shovel.
- Who gets up in the morning pours like a bucket.
- Who gets up in the morning is Panasonic.
- Where the peasant hits there the woman lies
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