Jokes about Malysz

What is the difference between Malysz and F-16?
– The F-16 flies lower and refuels in flight.
– And what is the difference between Małysz and 747? 🙂
– 747 has a shorter range.

The wife says to Malysz:
"I think it's going to rain...
– What about flying low again – replies Adam.
Why did Małysz jump closer than Schmidt on the large hill in Lahti at the World Championships?
“Because he's using the Idea and he's lost his range.

What's the difference between Malysz and Hitler?
– Adolf came to power for a long time, and Małysz could already be president.

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So here goes Adam Malysz. Suddenly, two pigeons fly up to him and they fly with him for a while.
They fly and fly… Finally one asks the other:
"Hey, what's that dude?"
"I don't know, but it's been three hours and he hasn't introduced himself yet."

Why does Malysz fly so far away?
RedBull will give you wings.

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Malysz is walking through the park in autumn and hears:
- Adam, wait
- I'm listening, bird
-You will take us to Africa, because Schmitt can't handle it...

- What's the difference between a baby and a cat?
- The cat lands on all fours and Malysz makes a telemark

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-Why Malysz is pennies from Ferrari
-Ferari has 3,5 seconds per hundred, and Małysz as much as 5,5

-Why does the little one jump so far?
-To catch the reach of the Idea.

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Before traveling to Japan for the next competition, Adam was wondering whether to go there by plane or by skiing.

-Why does Malysz have an earring in his ear?
-To balance the watch!

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- What is the difference between Malysz and Golota?
-Małysz lasts longer in the air than Golota in the ring

Why does Malysz need an earring?
- So that ornithologists don't pick on
"To make contact with the flight tower."

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-Why does Malysz have an earring in his ear?
-Because ornithologists got him.
Malysz was diagnosed with doping, the fate of his disqualification is in the balance, the reason was taking bird food.