1. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor:
– You should eat a lot of fruit, preferably without peeling it. Baba thanks for the diagnosis and wants to leave but the doctor says:
- By the way, what kind of fruit do you eat most often? asks the doctor.
- Peanuts.
2. Jokes about a woman
A woman and her daughter come to the doctor.
“Doctor, my daughter has terrible bulging eyes.
"Then don't tie her ponytail so tight."
3. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor with an Amiga on a string and says:
- I'm going to sleep...
4. Jokes about a woman
A giant woman comes to the doctor:
Your problem is beyond me.
5. Jokes about a woman
A pregnant woman goes to the doctor:
"Doctor, the ninth month has passed and I haven't…"
– Do you have pains?
– And what is Mr. blind doctor…?
6. Jokes about a woman
"Doctor, my eyes glow red during intercourse...
– How old are you?
- 60.
"Oh, so you're already on the reserve."
7. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor with a whole sack of toilet paper:
– What are you for?
"Because I heard you're a shitty specialist."
8. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor...
– Doctor, after this hormonal treatment, something bad is happening to me.
– What?
"I'm growing hair on my body."
"Then you have nothing to worry about, after the treatment is over, this hair will fall out."
"Ah, the stone fell from my heart.
"By the way, where does your hair grow from?"
- On the testicles, doctor.
9. Jokes about a woman
A woman with a sanitary napkin on her head comes to the doctor. The doctor asks:
- What are you?
– Always on my mind.
10. Jokes about a woman
A pregnant woman comes to the doctor.
- What are you?
"And that's how I got...
11. Jokes about a woman
A woman with a child comes to the doctor.
Has the child had measles? asks the doctor.
– Where are you, sir, we from across the Bug…
12. Jokes about a woman
– Doctor, during my stay on holiday I contracted an embarrassing disease. Will it pass?
- It will pass, it will pass ... to the wife.
13. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor and says:
"Please, doctor, I'm suffering from memory loss."
- Since when?
– What since when?
14. Jokes about a woman
Half a baby comes to the doctor:
- What are you?
– Ba.
15. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor with a circular saw in ...
Doctor: What are you?
Baba: I'm fucking around!
16. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor with a frog on her head. Doctor:
- What are you?
And the frog says:
"What's up with me…." glued.
17. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor with a nail in the ..... and the doctor to her:
– Please sit down!
18. Jokes about a woman
Three-tenth babies come to the doctor:
"Where's the rest?" the doctor asks.
Three-tenths of the babes pull out a walkie-talkie:
"Zero seven, come in!"
19. Jokes about a woman
A woman comes to the doctor and swings her leg from the threshold.
- What are you? asks the surprised doctor.
- Scooter
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