1. Pieces from the student's notebook
- There is a market in our town, surrounded by brothels.
- And the husband carried his newly-baked wife out of the fire...
- The Greeks turned the Trojans into a horse.
- Pan Tadeusz saw Zosia on the fence and recognized that she was a virgin.
- The poet has been smoothing his tongue for many years.
- The Tsar, going to his destination, was based on murder.
- The peasant milked the cow by the pond, and in the water it looked the other way around...
- Columbus saw on naked Indians pendants of pure gold.
- Glogowians poured hot tar on the scratching Germans
2. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Kochanowski tries to hit the nobleman's most sensitive spot.
- Mr. Shakespeare described Hamlet and Oferme.
- Moliere wrote a comedy called "S'win'tuszek"
- The most outstanding Polish satire was Ignacy Krasicki.
- Boguslawski traveled with corpses all over Poland.
- Zosia was lying on the meadow, and a stream was flowing through her center.
- ...lived in Mrs. Kolichowska's tenement house, which was old, three-story and dilapidated.
- Kochanowski created under the pear tree where he lived.
- The poet was born partly in Zaosie and partly in Nowogrodek.
- Mickiewicz wrote poetry and Słowacki poems.
3. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Mickiewicz met many people from whom he always took something.
- Slowacki was frail because he had inherited his father's lungs.
- Aleksander Fredro wrote a comedy entitled "A great man with a small business".
- Some bacteria break down manure into compote
- The turtle must be firm on the outside because it is completely soft in the middle
- Birds are very different from reptiles - flying and the structure of the mouth
- The leaf has such a role in life that it has to breathe in and out all the time
- A rodent is an animal that gnaws at everything it can, e.g. apples, leaving cores behind
4. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Among the viruses we distinguish: microbes, microns, microbes and microbes
- Wolves are classified as toothed animals
- Jellyfish live in the human large intestine, so it is a useful pest
- Farmers don't like moles because they gnaw at their roots
- Cell membranes perform a very important function in the life of the cell: knowing whom to let in and whom to let out, i.e. the functions of a customs officer
- The liver was spyed all day
- An alcoholic can't have children because he's shaking
- The earthworm is pointed, because if it were rectangular, it would tire a lot when entering the ground
5. Pieces from the student's notebook
- The cow is a herbivorous animal
- The spine consists of a vertebra and a tail
- During fertilization, the sperm fuses with the egg and forms a tumor
- In autumn everything falls from the trees
- Yesterday in our class, the doctor was examining children with hygiene problems
- The head is mounted on the molar of the spine
- Coal grows on trees
- The white butterflies whose babies eat cabbage are called cabbage butterflies
- The kangaroo carries a baby in a bag
- Chickens are the product of fried eggs
- Occupational diseases include: pneumoconiosis, tuberculosis and gonorrhea
- The doctor before the operation washes hands and nurses
6. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Corn grows in holsters and has yellow teeth
- Diseases spread from plant to plant and sometimes even from year to year
- STDs are spread by the press, radio and television
- Camels roam the deserts in carnivals
- You can get rabies if you bite a rabid dog
- The chameleon has eyes that can turn its head around
- Snails are edible, but only in France
- Coal can be stony and brutal
- All mushrooms are edible, but some only once
- Intoxicated youth can produce offspring
7. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Bacteria that spread through sneezing lead a nomadic lifestyle
- Ivory grows out of the nose
- The rat is very intelligent because he does not like to eat poison
- Pines bear cones
- At the flower exhibition, I liked the lady who guided us the most
- Peacock feathers are produced by a peacock
- The trough should be washed after eating the pigs
- In the construction of some beaches, we distinguish the abdomen and skids
- The respiratory system passes through the nose and throat into the stomach
- A person's gaze is forward, not positioned to the sides like a frog
8. Pieces from the student's notebook
- The respiratory system serves to expel the lungs from the body.
- Cats reproduce like humans, but there is a difference - their offspring are born blind.
- It doesn't matter if you boil a soft-boiled or hard-boiled egg; it's not going to be healthy anyway.
- Mushrooms consist of a cap, stem and worms.
- Man differs from animals in thought, speech, deed, and to some extent appearance.
- Polyps are classified as coeloms; most often we meet them in the sea and in the nose.
- There is spinach in the bones.
9. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Cancer is an arthropod because it holds its legs in joints.
- Cows, goats and sheep are interchangeable animals.
- Hygiene… that is when we wash more often than we have to.
- The most common mountain mammal is the goral
- Pegasus lost its wings in the course of evolution and hence we have horses
- In frogs, the forelimbs are longer than short.
- This fluid is also a liquid in a sense
- The fats dissolve in the saucepan
- When hydrogen and oxygen are combined in a double ratio, we get water
- Salt water contains salt and sweet water contains sugar
- In a test tube you can do not only experiments but also children
- A carbohydrate is carbon soaked in water
10. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Hydrochloric acid will corrode everything it encounters on the road and on the highway
- SiO2 is the wine my dad calls "pryta" or "colostrum"
- Sulfur is present on matches
- After using the sobriety test, the citizen changed color. This is a sign that alcohol has been used
- Sulfur has suicidal properties
- The smallest part of chemistry is the primrose
- Some gases are as smelly as human exhaust
- Columbus thought he had discovered India, which was the United States
- Copernicus moved the earth and saw that it was round
- Asia is the largest continent on Earth and even in the world
- Hard coal and lignite miner are extracted from Silesia with a pickaxe
- The climate is something constant that you don't know when it changes
11. Pieces from the student's notebook
- The Dead Sea was killed by some people in the XNUMXth century until today
- In Australia, man mates with the Aborigines
- Although the moon shone in the sky, the day was sad and gloomy
- We call sailors with one eye pirates
- Coal was made of ferns, fiddlesticks and clubmoss
- Weathering of rocks is a purely theoretical concept because all of them have weathered long ago
- Shepherd told tourists for a long time that silence is golden
- Earthquakes and vulcanization affect the shape of the Earth's surface
- Europe is an earthly continent
- In fog, the lighthouse keeper howls on the lighthouse and warns the ships with this
- Coal is found all over the globe, for example in my cell
12. Pieces from the student's notebook
- On the globe, we distinguish meridians, northerners and whole chamber pots
- Since the time of Copernicus, the Earth has revolved around the Sun
- Highlanders make kierpka from their own skin
- Two opposite points on the globe are called diarrhoeas
- Amurdsen planted a flag at the Pole
- The Vistula flowing through Zulawy falls into depression
- On some Indonesian islands people go naked
- People do not live in the mountains, only gorals
- Scientifically speaking, there are no sunrises and sunsets, only the Earth spinning one way or the other.
- Rivers formed from loess are like thick soup.
13. Pieces from the student's notebook
- A clearing is a form of a forest without a forest.
- August II was the electron of Saxony
- Emperor Claudius was shy, so he did not dare to kill his wife
- Wars and Sawa built Warsaw on both sides of the capital
- The barbarians were very kind and polite people
- The November Uprising was in November, and so was the October Revolution
- The coalition in the Sejm relies on closer relations in the law
- Kosciuszko took it out and said he would not hide it
- In 1863, the sensational war broke out in America
- The National Education Commission included all the girls
- In the XNUMXth century, the Poles had a heavy army
- Washington was the president of the United States, and Lincoln was the president of the United States
14. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Hitler was the most dangerous of the Hitlerites
- The Trojan Horse was a treacherous art
- Anders was uniformed up to the waist
- The death penalty is irreversible
- The Achilles heel is a place that is vulnerable to death
- For Columbus to discover America, it had to be covered first
- Best wishes for exhumation were offered to the whole army unit
- Cyril and his methods had a great influence on the development of culture
- In the old days, peasants lived longer because they plowed themselves, not tractors
15. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Drzymala was driving around in a cart and the Germans could have jumped on him
- Soldiers wear green uniforms to pretend to be grass
- The king wears a cap on his head, called a crown by some
- All young people from 16 to 60 years old were drafted under the arms
- Hussar wings weighed half a meter
- Roman slaves were used for the hardest work, some as teachers
- The countries of Europe looked at the murders of the tsars with an evil eye
- The Poles were brave and fought in the fight for England, fighting for England's independence
- The document consisted of three parts: the first, second and third
- Mummies were used as tomb inserts and were made by the Egyptians
- In the XNUMXth century, many plants were cultivated that were not yet known
16. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Primitive people, when they wanted to start a fire, had to rub flint on flint and put old newspapers underneath
- In the past, all farm work was done by hand with oxen
- Thanks to sepuku, the Japanese could show their true insides
- Brave applied to the paper for the crown
- On the square where the statue of Jagiello stands, a great battle called Grunwald once took place
- In the old days, people slept on stoves because they had nothing to burn
- Daedalus could do all kinds of things, so Minos' wife gave birth to a child
- It's only because of women that there are wars, because they usually give birth to soldiers
- Queen Bona brought celery, cauliflowers and pasta to Poland
17. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Emilia Plater was a colonel with female breasts visible from under her uniform
- Franz Jozef, apart from women, also slapped horses, while others slapped poverty
- A medieval knight consisted of a head, armor and a horse that stood at every beck and call
- The Slavs lived in houses made of wood, from which the smoke came out through smaller holes and the Slavs through larger ones
- The mummy is the pharaoh's wife
- Modern man was created by primitive people
- Jagiello had only four sons with Sonek because the magnates refused to support him
- The Indians killed and scalped whatever they could
- During the total mobilization, even elderly children were conscripted into the army
- Early humans had flint organs.
18. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Serfdom sat on a bench and watched the peasants working in the fields.
- The car in which the general was driving unexpectedly received two bullets in the stomach.
- Electra, as her name suggests, discovered electricity in ancient times.
- Mice bit Popiel, his wife Dormouse and daughter Ashtray.
- Boleslaw the Brave was brave. tall, strong and heavy.
- America was discovered by a certain Colombo.
- Rejtan, not wanting to allow Poland to be partitioned, stood in the doorway and undressed himself.
- A chorus of satirists sang in honor of Dionysus…
- Krolow was elected in former Poland on the principle of free erection…
- The Virgin of Orléans only lost her virtue with the rest of her body at the stake.
19. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Leonidas became king because he looked good out of his nose.
- If we divide the prism along the diagonal of the base, we get two coffins
- The Pythagoras triangle is a square triangle
- The sum is not the result of addition, but the mass on Sunday morning
- A circle is a line without angles, closed so that it is not known where the beginning is
- An isosceles triangle has equal sides but one side is shorter
- Inch inch is like daughter of daughter or granddaughter
- The ruler, protractor and compass are mathematical instruments
- In the life of Pythagoras, only the abacus and the calculator, which were not known at that time, mattered
- A 20 cm ruler is over 20 cm
- A rectangle differs from a square in that it is sometimes taller and sometimes wider
20. Pieces from the student's notebook
- The first man on earth didn't feel lonely because he couldn't count
- Mozart's "Turkish March" wasn't a Turkish March at all, it was just called that
- During the holidays I saw the opera, but only from the outside
- In the inn, a musician played the violin from ear to ear
- Chopin knew music, especially the piano
- Beethoven was deaf, but at least he could see what he was composing
- The bugle call on the radio is played on the trumpet every day and on Sundays
- There is a girls' mixed choir in our school
- In the XNUMXth century, composers wrote denunciations on sheet music
- Bach was married in his lifetime and had several children
21. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Chopin died of gill inflammation
- "Bogurodzica" was often sung at the beginning of the Battle of Grunwald
- In the poem "Song of the Drum" the drum plays the first violin
- Chopin turned everything he saw into music
- The organs are made of large and small tibiae
- The director of the Philharmonic is a guy who doesn't know a treble clef from an outhouse key
- Mozart's Requiem Mass was completed by another composer because he died and didn't have time
- Zacy went door to door and sang, and in return they got eggs and food
- The teacher played the records that went with the soldiers into battle
22. Pieces from the student's notebook
- Jontek found clues to life on his clock in the cottage
- Chopin – is probably the greatest player in the world
- Drums are a set of pots in which music is boiled
- The harp is similar to the swan, only it swims worse
- Chopin is long dead, but his music still haunts great pianists.
- We use some parts of the horse to play the violin.
- Moniuszko discovered Halke on stage.
- Chopin, the greatest Polish composer, wrote exclusively on the piano.
- Barak, beetroot, or whatever his direction in art is
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